“Kickshaw has found those infidel Cape 
  Verdean command-line arguments inside  
  the Value column and replaced them, 
  sending them into oblivion. Those 
  cowards have found their dire fate; 
  their cremation was just and merciless. 
  We have retaken the menu file. God 
  roasts the testicles of all subversive 
  content. He always did, he always will.”
   — Muhammad Saif al Saadi, former 
        Zanzibari information minister
